Neighbourhood Gifts

"You should see who's replaced our neighbours from Hell!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First time pruning?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

$1: Family Secrets

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Thank you bubbles

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'