Neighbourhood Pillows

"You should see who's replaced our neighbours from Hell!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

$1: Family Secrets

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Canape?

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Thank you bubbles

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'