Neighborhood Community Gifts

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'John... is that a collar?'

Interrupted Shower.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."