Neighborhood Community Gifts

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'John... is that a collar?'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

Snow Plowing

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."