Neighborly Relations Gifts

Ok, Rob. We'll get right on it. That was the third neighbor grousing about our yard. It's the natural look. Not in this ecosystem.

"How sad! They don't appear to have any gardening equipment for me to borrow!"

Ignore them!

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

$1: Family Secrets

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'