Neighborly Relations Pillows

"How sad! They don't appear to have any gardening equipment for me to borrow!"

Ignore them!

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

$1: Family Secrets

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Canape?

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."