Neighborly Interactions Pillows

'Miaow??'

"He can be very condescending."

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Canape?

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Thank you bubbles