Neighborhood Interactions Pillows

Can we have our ball back please?

"Where are you off to then Phil?"

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'That's it now, Mrs. Baines - see you in the New Year!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

One giant bark for dogkind.

'John... is that a collar?'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Interrupted Shower.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Miaow??'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

Snow Plowing

How does she get her grass so green?

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'