Quirky Neighbor Relations Pillows

"Our water was shut off so we're showering here."

Mrs. Krassner, stop leaving Mr. Krassner on our steps! Please take care of.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

$1: Family Secrets

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Miaow??'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Nice to see you!

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

Blower wars.

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

A huge, mind-boggling number.

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."