Quirky Neighbor Relations Pillows

"Our water was shut off so we're showering here."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

$1: Family Secrets

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Miaow??'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

Blower wars.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'