Nosy Neighbor Vibes Pillows

'You should close your curtains. Last night I saw you and your wife making love.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Nice to see you!

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

Tangled wires.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

"You'll see it when it's done."

Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'