Bad Neighbor Alert Pillows

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Nice to see you!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Snake disappearing through door.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Tangled wires.

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"You'll see it when it's done."

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'