Noisy Neighbor Detective Pillows

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

$1: Family Secrets

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Nice to see you!

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Privacy in the garden.

Neighbourhood watch with mother

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

"Don't rush me! I finally found someone who knows about our new neighbors!"

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Tangled wires.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."