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"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

$1: Family Secrets

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Nice to see you!

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

Neighbourhood watch with mother

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

Privacy in the garden.

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

Snake disappearing through door.

Tangled wires.