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'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

"Why bother?"

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The Great Pyramid of Geezers

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'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Nice to see you!

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Just Popped Next Door

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

Push button for loud noise...

Good neighbours.