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"Has the next door neighbour been upsetting you again dear?"

$1: Family Secrets

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Nice to see you!

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

"You'll see it when it's done."

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you

Mrs. Krassner, stop leaving Mr. Krassner on our steps! Please take care of.

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”

'You've tried out your new tree stand long enough, Ted - you're starting to freak out the neighbors!'