Bad Neighbor Survivors Mugs

"Has the next door neighbour been upsetting you again dear?"

$1: Family Secrets

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

Nice to see you!

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

"You'll see it when it's done."

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

'You've tried out your new tree stand long enough, Ted - you're starting to freak out the neighbors!'

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”

'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'