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"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

$1: Family Secrets

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Cat and Broom

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Nice to see you!

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Picking overhanging fruit.

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

Tangled wires.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

'Apparently, Phillips, you want a lawsuit on your hands!'

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"