Noise Nuisance Survivor T-Shirts

Noise pollution grows less offensive as one grows older...

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

At the rock concert...

Noisy energy?

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Things You Should Know About...

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"Yes, you were snoring again."

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

Push button for loud noise...

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'You snored all night, so now I have to kill you.'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. You have sleep apnea and your snoring kept me up all of last winter.'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

'The neighbours say can you keep it down a bit while they are letting off fireworks!'

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'