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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"But he's no longer with us."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Just don't be yourself."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'