Unexpected Encounters Fan T-Shirts

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'I found the termites!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Cat and mouse

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Woah - random!"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Road sign with a dinosaur.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."