Unexpected Surprises Fan T-Shirts

'I found the termites!'

Newlyweds are shocked by reality.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Cat and mouse

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Fire door.

"Woah - random!"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Prosthetic snake.

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Football Boomerang.

Bull with gun

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

I hate it when they start without us.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Book ratings.

Acme quick sand

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

Hippo on helipad.

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."