Unexpected Surprises Fan Gifts

'I found the termites!'

Newlyweds are shocked by reality.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Cat and mouse

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Fire door.

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"Woah - random!"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Prosthetic snake.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

Bull with gun

Football Boomerang.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

PINATA SURPRISE!

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

I hate it when they start without us.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

Tell Warden Fusco that if he doesn't meet our demands he's going to have another Attica on his hands!

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Book ratings.

Acme quick sand

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."