Unexpected Entertainment Fan Gifts

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I found the termites!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

Prosthetic snake.

Magic mushroom

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Graham and his amazing anxiety

'...And now it's time for today's celebrity hissy-fit....'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

PINATA SURPRISE!

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

Monk Parrot.

Tell Warden Fusco that if he doesn't meet our demands he's going to have another Attica on his hands!

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

I hate it when they start without us.

Acme quick sand

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.