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Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I found the termites!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

Prosthetic snake.

Magic mushroom

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Graham and his amazing anxiety

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'...And now it's time for today's celebrity hissy-fit....'

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

Monk Parrot.

I hate it when they start without us.

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

Acme quick sand

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Man's Dog Begging For Him.