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Magician's trick

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'You made me jump.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'He's been shot!'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Woah - random!"

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Prosthetic snake.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'Mystery egg.'

Bull with gun

Football Boomerang.