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Magician's trick

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

'You made me jump.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'He's been shot!'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Woah - random!"

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Prosthetic snake.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'Mystery egg.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

Bull with gun

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

Football Boomerang.

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'