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Hippo on helipad.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Ticket and passport, please."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'Mystery egg.'

Bull with gun

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

Football Boomerang.

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

A shark swims into a desert island.