Surprise Scenario Fan Mugs

Hippo on helipad.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Ticket and passport, please."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'He's been shot!'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Bull with gun

'Mystery egg.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Football Boomerang.

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

PINATA SURPRISE!

A shark swims into a desert island.