Quirky Scenario Fans Mugs

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Sheep In Curlers

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Never seen a cow before?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Freak Accident Specialist

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Ostriches

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Hippo on helipad.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

Scarecrow Goalie

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

'His airbag must have over inlfated.'

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

Fertility Clinic