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"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Sheep In Curlers

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Never seen a cow before?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Ostriches

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Hippo on helipad.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

Scarecrow Goalie

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

'His airbag must have over inlfated.'

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Ha-ha funny or funny strange?

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