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'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"We have a favor to ask."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Freak Accident Specialist

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

Ostriches

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Hippo on helipad.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'His airbag must have over inlfated.'

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

Fertility Clinic

"You hate to see this kind of thing."