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'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Ostriches

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Hippo on helipad.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'His airbag must have over inlfated.'

Fertility Clinic

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"Ha-ha funny or funny strange?

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"