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"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"We have a favor to ask."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'It's for you.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Lasagna anyone?"

Bank Robbery

"What?!"

"That's the last time I let you drive."

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

"They're about this big."

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

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