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"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"We have a favor to ask."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Lasagna anyone?"

"What?!"

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Bank Robbery

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

"They're about this big."

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'