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'...at last I'm saved!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Humpty Dumpty

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"We’re ready when you are!"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"I knew you'd come!"

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

"He went up there to get the cat and now he's stuck."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"That's the last time I let you drive."

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

Ostriches

Hippo on helipad.

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Golf Club Rescue

'Show-off.'

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

Daft Buggers Rescue