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"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Saving the leaf.

Flood Ready Cows

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

Daft Buggers Rescue

In Case of Emergency, Break Glass.

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.

'...at last I'm saved!'

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

"On the upside, Sarge, we've broken our record time for getting to the scene of an accident."

Skateboard rescue

Fireman

"Yippee! I'm right!"

"Quick! Wake up! We're going on strike!"

Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.

'We've got to stop chasing ambulances that are backing up!'

'Thank you for calling. Please hold - on as tight as you can.'