Unexpected Humor Fan Gifts

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

Acme quick sand

'The good news is that a knockout by the ring girl wont count against your record.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Prosthetic snake.

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Men at work.

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

I hate it when they start without us.

Man's Dog Begging For Him.

Tennis player.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The Brothers Grime

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Beer Parasol.