Unexpected Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

'My god! That's my analyst!'

A cow in a wind tunnel.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Four Crying Mourners and One Laughing One.

Elevator door.

This is NOT a Coffee Shop.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Apple Pie Abduction

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Crime in bookshop

The Frankenstein snowman.

Men Working Things Out

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Tasty.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Piano Prompt

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

'Mr. Gridley writes blurbs for tombstones.'