Unexpected Humor Seeker Gifts

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

"Oh hi. I'm in a five car pile-up!"

O'Leary's Monuments

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Unicorn Working From Home

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Static cling."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Drinking Companions

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Pioneers of the ancient west

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Prosthetic snake.

'Now that's what I call an overactive thyroid.'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

True confession