Unexpected Humor Enthusiast Prints

"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

'My god! That's my analyst!'

A cow in a wind tunnel.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Four Crying Mourners and One Laughing One.

Elevator door.

This is NOT a Coffee Shop.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Apple Pie Abduction

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Crime in bookshop

The Frankenstein snowman.

Men Working Things Out

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Tasty.

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

Man with Cat on his Head

Mom $50 Pop $35

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Love Tap