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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"It is my place!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'