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"Am I boring you?"

Funeral - So how are things otherwise?

"Love is in the air."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Turtle Blind dates

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

The originator of the office birthday party.

'En-counter'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."