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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

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"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

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'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

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'En-counter'

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'You rate very high in everything, except, of course, people skills.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."