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Man hiding from a woman at a dating service.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

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"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Turtle Blind dates

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'En-counter'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'You rate very high in everything, except, of course, people skills.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."