Awkward Encounters Fan Gifts

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

"Of all the conferences in all the world you have to walk into mine"

The beer-proof beret!

"....But relax, not THE Charles Manson!"

Don't mind him, I'm incredibly famous and he is my fan

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"It's not what you think."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Turtle Blind dates

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

Shy Man at Party

"But he's no longer with us."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

The originator of the office birthday party.

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."