Awkward Encounter Fans Gifts

Woman sees her ex-lover hiding down a manhole with a traffic cone on his head. She says: 'Let's be grown-ups, Jeremy. There's no need for us to avoid eye contact in the street.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"It is my place!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'En-counter'

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."