Awkward Encounter Fans Prints

Hi, I'm Lars Fusco, and I've got a bottle of wine back at my house that has your name on it. What makes you think my name is "Thunderbird"?

Woman sees her ex-lover hiding down a manhole with a traffic cone on his head. She says: 'Let's be grown-ups, Jeremy. There's no need for us to avoid eye contact in the street.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"It is my place!"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Turtle Blind dates

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

'En-counter'

"Just don't be yourself."