Awkward Encounter Fan Prints

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '

'Let's not make any hasty decisions!'

'Oh just sniff her already.'

Golfer Has to Retrieve Ball from Female Sunbather's Chest

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"It is my place!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"It's not what you think."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Turtle Blind dates

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.