Awkward Encounter Fan Pillows

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '

'Let's not make any hasty decisions!'

'Oh just sniff her already.'

Golfer Has to Retrieve Ball from Female Sunbather's Chest

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"It is my place!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"It's not what you think."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Shy Man at Party

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'