Strange Encounter Fan Pillows

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It is my place!"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

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