Noise Complaint Veteran T-Shirts

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

At the rock concert...

Noisy energy?

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cat and Broom

Turn that noise down !

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

Customer Service. I only handle complaints -- What you have is a beef?

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your company again!

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

Noise pollution

Complaints Department.

"You want to complain about bureaucracy? Well..."

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Summer Dog

Man at complaints window gets redirected to the next window.

Mousetrap serves for pushbutton in complaint department.

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."