Noise Complainant T-Shirts

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

At the rock concert...

Noisy energy?

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cat and Broom

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

Turn that noise down !

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Winter. I'm starting to think it's not coming at all.

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Customer Service. I only handle complaints -- What you have is a beef?

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your company again!

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Complaints Department.

Noise pollution

"You want to complain about bureaucracy? Well..."

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Summer Dog

Man at complaints window gets redirected to the next window.

Mousetrap serves for pushbutton in complaint department.

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."