Noise Complainant Gifts

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

At the rock concert...

Noisy energy?

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cat and Broom

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

Turn that noise down !

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your company again!

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Complaints Department.

"You want to complain about bureaucracy? Well..."

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Summer Dog

Noise pollution

Man at complaints window gets redirected to the next window.

Mousetrap serves for pushbutton in complaint department.

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."