Noise Complaint Expert Gifts

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

At the rock concert...

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cat and Broom

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Turn that noise down !

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Noise abatement society - Hush.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door! We need to sound-proof the house...

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

Summer Dog

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Noisy Neighbours

"You mind keeping it down?"

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

To avoid the nuisance of unattended car alarms, all 2008 models must have owner specific alarms.

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."